With the front door left open, a young woman (Rillo) steps in and before too long is unwittingly immersed into the lives of two dependent men.

UNPERSUASIVE INFORMATION...

This is a play that was written by a man who after a decade as an actor has no credits, awards, or recognition. It’s being directed by a guy he met on the internet, and performed by actors who have definitely worked on other more legitimate productions before, and hopefully after.

Samantha Grace called it "a play she definitely read"; Andrew Savvas of Real Magazines exclaimed "this is a play that was written”.

When asked what drew them to this piece of theatre, the cast responded with a resounding answer: “money”.

When asked why he felt compelled to write this piece, the non-notable author and playwright, Hayden Hayes, simply remarked that he “didn’t”.

Speaking with the director on an alarmingly rainy day on a rooftop in Armadale, he mentioned that “Hayden Hayes is no Harold Pinter”. When asked what his role entails, one of the producers, who asked not to be named, only said “no comment”.

Everyone is welcome, except Steve. Steve's not allowed. You know what you did!

Directed by Tony Rive

The Players: Declan Clifford, Lizzie Ballinger, Hayden Hayes & Abigail King

*Content warning: Contains sexual references and coarse language. Recommended for mature audiences.

EVENT DETAILS:

NIGHT PERFORMANCES: 7:30PM, 26TH JULY - 5TH AUGUST, 2023

MATINEE PERFORMANCES: 2PM, 29TH JULY & 6TH AUGUST, 2023

DURATION: 120 MINUTES WITH INTERVAL. DOORS OPEN 30 MINUTES BEFORE THE SHOW

VENUE: THE SHOWROOM THEATRE